EARNINGS CHAOS

Will they beat estimates or crash & burn? 📈💀

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🔥 EARNINGS CHAOS HISTORY 🔥

DATE	ESTIMATE	ACTUAL	SURPRISE	RESULT	NEXT DAY	VERDICT

⚠️ EARNINGS GAMBLING WARNING ⚠️

Past earnings beats don't predict future performance. This company could miss spectacularly and send your portfolio to the shadow realm. Earnings plays are pure gambling!